The Headlines
In today’s society, we have a tendency to overlook the print media, so I knew, I needed to pay homage to the print media industry for their lack of true facts and lack of care about what is published, as long as it is filled with intense drama to suck you, the reader in, thereby creating more advertising dollars. Of course, where would we be without advertising dollars. The infinite, recursive, repugnant sales tactics to get inside of everything that you the person are.
With that being said, lets take a look at twenty-eight of the headlines that are published in the final product that is printed by the millions and pushed into the living rooms around the world.
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- World bank says poor people need more money
- Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
- Man found dead in graveyard
- Was bank robber a he or she? Breast might be a clue
- Breathing oxygen linked to staying alive
- Dianan was still alive hours before she died
- Northfield plans to plan strategic plan
- One armed man applauds the kindness or strangers
- Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
- Scientist to kill ducks to see why they’re dying
- Bridges help people cross rivers
- China may be using sea to hide submarines
- Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs
- We hate math, say 4 in 10 – a majority of Americans
- Greenland meteorite may be from space
- Homicide victims rarely talk to police
- Tiger woods plays with own balls, Nike says
- Man arrested for everything
- Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking
- Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf
- Prisoner serving 2,000 year sentence could face more time
- Survey finds fewer deer after hunt
- Miracle cure kills fifth patent
- Rooms with broken air conditioners are hot
- Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement
- A nuclear explosion would be a disaster
- State population to double by 2040; babies to blame
- Man kills himself and runs away!